Webb to APS: The Last Pee? Well, That’s Not That Simple.”
[FOB FREEDOM, January 5, 2025] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.
Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .
Imagine being a not-a-serious-option candidate, going door-to-door in a community, formerly the most educated in the entire nation, wrought with a general angst about school closures, dimly perceived and faintly articulated, and talking to loyal Democrat Party voters, who had never brought a case to court about the decision of the local school board, and who believe the free education provided to their children is the best of all possible worlds, a utopia of luxury SUVs, middle-class pleasures, and kids happy about having their choices of personal pronouns respected, schools so good, even the NAACP is totally satisfied that the good White folks in charge know what is best for their children, in a persistent achievement gap. Imagine being the guy with no kids in school, who received as much as they pay for their child’s education, for which teachers want more competitive salaries and benefits, who was the only one who actually took affirmative action, reasonably calculated to meet the moment and resolve their problem, and meeting folks who say they don’t even know who he is. Who could that be at the door at this hour? The Amazon delivery guy? Maybe the boy from Goodwill, coming to pick up donations to distribute to the poor.
“Well, Howard, can you say Kafkaesque? Let’s keep it surreal. I have found the joke about the Republican kid looking for the R on the SAT answer sheet appears to resonate well, especially with younger, upwardly mobile voters. And you know we expect colored folks to be one helluva entertainer. What really intrigues me the most in this sociological experiment amongst our Caucasoid subjects is the total cognitive dissonance between the President who decided to rapidly roll out products we used to use to prime transgenic mice for cancer research and the President who had actually made it possible for school boards to enroll their children as crash dummies in a phase three clinical trial. Quite fascinating, really,” remarked Major Mike Webb.
And at least on Monday morning, perhaps even before any NAACP member is fully “woke”, one “ain’t really Black” resident will be literally more than three sheets to the wind, the first to file as a candidate for the plurality White school board that closed plurality of color student schools for two years, exacerbating the persistent achievement gap, and first to file signature petitions. Word is not yet out as to win “Queen” Mary Kadera shall emerge from her throne to collect signatures and begin soliciting donations for her coronation. But still she shall have a “race” to run.
And in the meanwhile a top 25 graduate of a college preparatory high school, and graduate of a college far more selective than the ones that Arlington residents had attended, or that their children are qualified to attend, in noblesse oblige is dedicating time, when not litigating and campaigning to what commissioned officers in a military for which 77% of Americans are unqualified to serve do best as leaders: engage in instruction on officer professional development (OPD). Apparently, the most educated voters missed that lesson from Gordon Gekko, and Grover on Sesame Street, too: if you are not inside, you are outside, and unless your daddy is on the board of another major airline, “I’m afraid, Pal, we are going to enjoy a very brief acquaintance.”
Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.
And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.
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