Seven in 10 Americans Who Felt No Impact on Their Religion Prepare to Celebrate Their Crucified Savior and Risen Lord
[Washington’s Headquarters, FOB Morristown, April 19, 2025] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.
Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .
According to the League of Women Voters in 2017, critical reading was a declining skill that needed to be addressed, and while passing the notice of visual learners and passive listeners, a pandemic emergency was ripe with what some video gamers call “Easter eggs”, like the Hidden Mickeys some search to discover in the Magic Kingdom, the happiest place on earth, even more happy than Arlington, Virginia, the happiest municipality in America, and the most educated municipality in the Commonwealth, or is ignorance truly bliss? “Have you made your provisions for eternal church camp?” asks one son of a—preacher man.
If you missed the “phase three” allusion to clinical trials, or had heard “immunity”, deafened to the sound of “defense” in Defense Production Act, probably like some pandemic deniers, wide-eyed and bushy-tailed about a new White House website uncovering discoveries about a “lab leak” of a virus the equivalent of two military brigades of epidemiologists had determined you had the same chance of winning on a two number combination for catching, you probably missed the pandemic spoiler alert. Forget lost episodes on The Simpsons, prophesying like Nostradamus. Did you read the federal regulations published on the first April Fools’ Day in the COVID-19 pandemic?
“Well, Howard, you know I feel like Donald Trump talking to Steve Baldwin on Celebrity Apprentice, in the episode when Denis Rodman had spelled Melania’s name wrong. I could say I didn’t like the color, right? In the Board Room, he says to Baldwin, I’m usually quick, and I should have picked that up immediately. What did Trace Atkins say? I mean, we’re all adults here, and I don’t know how we all missed that. Hell. At least I don’t earn my living in medicine or science, right?” remarked Major Mike Webb.
Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.
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