Arlington Democrats: “The Christians Are Coming! The Christians Are Coming!”
[FOB FREEDOM, December 8, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.
Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .
Some may, on this Sabbath, be observing the Feast Day of the Immaculate Conception, while others may be celebrating the proximal origin of a chimeric virus infection that had intriguingly, after spilling over from what some are convinced to have been a hibernating raccoon dog—like the hibernating horseshoe bat over a thousand miles away—a high proliferation, a full only 19 cases by December 31, 2019, and total of only 27 cases, all connected not to a manger, but a wet market, the Huanan Wholesale Seafood Market, spanning the area of nine American football fields, so large a city street runs through the center, in a city with a population larger than the entire state of Virginia. And that is the consensus around which most of the voters, not of evidence even divided, have coalesced in the community with the most government scientists in the nation, ranked 14th for holders of graduate degrees, and amongst the lowest in religious faith affiliation, even boasting only 32% of “unbelievers” in the rationality of science, and “evolving science”. But analysts once again are finding the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” coming to mind, as the war-hardened Arlington Democrats again prep for battle against the forces of evil, a pesky independent, while Senator Tim Kaine, poster child Christian Democrat, vows to stave off the next presidential administration.
“Well, Howard, ya know a mule is a party symbol with long funny ears. He kicks up at anything he hears. His back is brawny, but his brain is weak. He’s just plain stupid, with a stubborn streak. And if ya hate to go to school—just remember to pick up the blue color-coded cheat sheet, and don’t forget to match your marks on the official ballot with the prefilled dot on your voter assistance sheet, place the white, official ballot in the scanner lengthwise, not widthwise, and please, for the love of God, remember to let go after the paper enters the scanning device,” laughed Major Mike Webb uproariously, in contemptuous condescension.
Not everyone follows the odds, even in the most educated municipality in the state of Virginia, just like their leader in the House of Representatives, Congressman Don Beyer, Jr., who, in the contentious 2016 election had told reporters at the Washington Post that “conventional wisdom” said this was a “safe district”, but even that Williams College graduate, boasting of “almost perfect SATs”, wasn’t taking anything for granted. And, believe it or not, over 70% of these residents actually volunteered to be administered biological products formerly used to prime lab mice for cancer research. Big thinkers all, they were hoping to prevent infection from a virus they had a better chance of gaining admission to Harvard than catching. Yet, only around 6% of fatalities during the COVID-19 pandemic had infection by SARS-CoV2, the newest addition to the CDC’s select list of agents and toxins, as the exclusive cause of death.
According to the science reports, not, even under evolutionary pressure, popularly read, aligning well with figures now published by UNICEF on worldwide fatalities, numbering less than 18,000 for those age 20 and below, the outbreak in China had found an incidence amongst children of only 2.4%, much less than the flu, an upper respiratory tract infection, not often severe or acute, like SARS, and hence the name, “severe acute respiratory syndrome”, that some believe COVID-19 is, not familiar with complexities of “differential diagnosis”.
In fact, or reality, around 80% of those even infected in China had suffered nothing more than mild pneumonia, sufficient to panic the world of even daredevil adventurers who might, in less dangerous times, even swim with sharks or tandem jump, as evidenced by pictures on social media. And yet, clearly this was enough of a fright to prompt the second-best public schools in Virginia to close their doors to in-person instruction for two years, while, at that time China was returning to in-person instruction and reopening their economy after only one month of lockdowns, limited to the Hubei Province, not the entire nation.
Who knows why only less than one percent of all Americans, from the less than 23% even qualified amongst the age-eligible, to be a grunt infantryman, enlist for uniformed military service, especially with the call of duty that found them locking down the entire nation, and donning nonmedical grade facial coverings that NIOSH had definitively determined to be wholly ineffective a decade before?
Even over 1,000 parents, safely online, filled out a petition to demand the Arlington Public Schools implement a masking mandate, while several NOVA school districts even brought suit against the Republican governor, after the CDC had published that the primary means of transmission was via viriols, measuring as small as 0.25 microns, small enough to evade the respirator on an N95, and which persist in the air for hours, to keep their children in public schools not likely to land them in Harvard “masked” up. Apparently, however, neither the Governor nor the Attorney General made that empirically based argument, and lost. However, truly laissez faire, the former businessman, and Harvard Business School graduate, had adopted the approach, even after starting his own church, to let folks decide basically if they felt taking rat poison was the best choice for them.
And over 70% of the fatalities had been overwhelmingly over age 65, actually died from pneumonia, but not “COVID-19 pneumonia”, which, to a trained clinician, is clearly distinguishable by its grounded glass opacities on a CT Scan, albeit much like that found in electronic cigarette injury, but aspiration pneumonia, caused by anaerobic bacteria associated with the gastrointestinal system that for unexplained or still not understood reasons began to proliferate during the COVID-19 pandemic as these bacteria found some way to enter the respiratory tract, clearly, like this virus, not stupid.
And, following the science, in a congressional district where bookies wouldn’t lay odds on even a Republican, assisted by red color-coded cheat sheets, picking up a seat, why would a graduate of the most selective college in Virginia, a goal far out of reach of most students in the public schools that spend more money per pupil than any other in the state, mount a campaign to win a seat on the school board? So, this “make-a-statement” campaign appears to be focusing on falling short of “Yo Momma” jokes in ad hominem, and rather adopting a Immanuel Kant approach: “If the truth shall kill them, let them die.” And that is apparently the school choice campaign of the Protestant evangelist for Roman Catholic education.
Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.
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