Three Best Friends and Ranger Prayer Hugs?

It's Like a Ménage a Trois, Chaplain. And That's French. LOL

Greeting of the Day, Chaplains! 

Taking time to remember the Sabbath, keeping it holy, I found the opportunity, returning from the field of battle, to catch the tale end of a homily regarding Ranger Prayer Hugs; so, men, who's up for a little tongue action? 

First off, despite the revelation of a chaplain that he actually needs a hug at least once per day, for the love of God, we may take solace in whatever tie some haberdashery had managed to sell, with the courtesy clergy discount, the new chaplain definitely is not gay. For those who missed this miraculous moment, our Chaplain empirically established that not everything goes with a sporty, college blue blazer and white shirt. Wonders never cease. 

Three best friends? My pick? S2, go provide an update on the situation, S3, to develop the plan, and my best company commander to accomplish the mission, individual personality interchangeable, dependent upon METT-T, and a hug is not mission essential equipment. 

Perhaps some are different, but in 57 years, three years still to collect a gray area retirement check, I have never, ever, entertained the silly notion of necessity for an emotion soothing embrace. And I am still on standing orders from Momma, since grammar school: If you want to cry, I'll give you something to cry about. 

So, hug 'em, if you got 'em, men, as we provide the mission update on the pastor who thought he got infected at a hospital with no reported outbreaks.  

Perhaps those more expert in the weaknesses Jesus knows can fathom why a prosecutor would use a provision requiring an attorney to attest that he had read the pleadings, had established that they were grounded in fact and law, and had affirmed the pleadings were not filed for malicious purposes, to dare to suggest that I had ever filed a case to compel the Commonwealth Attorney to arrest the sheriff for not arresting the former Governor. 

While this may not be covered in night school, there is actually a big difference between a civil case and summons, vis a vis, a criminal case. And Jeopardy fans can remember to answer that in the form of a question. 

They may not cover this also in night school, but injunctions are an equitable remedy, to which the no ant must come to court with clean hands, and, since the prosecutor had already expressed oral contempt for a court mandate to convene a pretrial conference, why would he not waive his right to appear before the court to chop off on this patent fabrication, now standing like Orville Faubus, with lips dripping the words of interposition and nullification, at a courthouse? Can we get an amen for Brother Porter? 

We also want not prayer, but the endorsement of the clergy on the novel proposition, proposed "arguendo", or hypothetically, that even if there was probable cause established that the mayor had committed murder and terrorism, no court in the land could compel a prosecutor to arrest or even investigate him? 

Personally, I am raising this matter with the federal court, am not even lifting a love offering, and only offer your brother in Christ up in praise for your admiration. May each do as he, if not better. 

Major Mike Webb

God's Advocate in Pandemic 

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