Surely (Buy/Bye/By) Now, We Have Learned That We Underestimate This Virus at Our Own Peril, in My Best WHO Director Voice

"I Don't Know WHO He or She Is." Charles Hernick, Former Invasive Species Specialist, and Current Conservative Global Climate Change Director

How Deadly Was China’s Covid Wave? - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Assistant WHO Director Bruce Aylward to Reporters at the New York Times: “Getting the Virus Is a Function of—Oh, Forget About It!”

[FOB FREEDOM, February 15, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, one former “We Shall Serve No Wine Before It’s Time” spokesman may well have predicted the sales revenue generated from spirits during a once in a lifetime pandemic, in which the nation’s only physician serving as a state governor had actually encourage sales of this depressant, while opioid deaths began to skyrocket, but in one noir classic, the man who scared cosmopolitan and sophisticated stockbrokers in New York City to jump from skyscraper windows, not because the towers were burning, but because of an alien invasion from Mars, had discussed the business rationale for selling knock-off (literally) penicillin in postwar Vienna, while ominously and foreboding inviting an old friend who was determined to rat on him to enjoy a view from atop the Weiner Riesenrad, with its apex view from 212 feet, quite a distance to accidentally fall, and, we all know that accidents do happen; it’s like a science. To err is very human.

However, the team of reporters at The New York Times cast doubt upon the claims from Beijing that only a little over 83,000 fatalities have been attributed to a novel coronavirus in the purported source of what has been described, incredibly, to a double zoonotic evolution of a coronavirus, only the seventh human coronavirus, and, astonishingly possessing an ophidian codon usage bias, despite a still elusive zoonotic source, just as elusive as the infectious dose. Like Dr. Anthony Fauci had claimed that Beijing, the folks with whom even scientists at University of North Carolina—Chapel Hill were willing to trust enough to cultivate the first virus in vitro in history, which only happened to be a chimeric (define chimera) SARS-like coronavirus, for which they had immediately sought patent protection in March 2015, had obviously located the zoonotic source and destroyed the only evidence that many claim would have exonerated them. And we trust these scientists to work on biohazards, who make stupid legal mistakes, not to mention the team of folks, who the Intelligence Community has assessed to possess a low to moderate probability of permitting these potentially lethal and highly contagious pathogens to you know? Escape.

Well, one former biological warfare planner and former childhood protege to a legendary civil rights and criminal defense attorney happened to have docketed as many as a half dozen cases for certiorari at the U.S. Supreme Court, and had managed, through skillfully crafted appellate practice, or by just dumb luck, crystalize issues to determine that the government, officially, can neither confirm nor deny that it owns the biological causative agent of what the nation’s leading business journal, the Wall Street Journal, estimates to have resulted in over 15 million fatalities worldwide, weighs in on the new claims that the Chinese may be undercounting fatalities who may have died without medical care, a question raised to former Virginia Governor Ralph Northam by one litigation hobbyist at the end of 2020, when, based upon projections for a highly contagious disease, the Commonwealth for Lovers was short in fatalities by over ten thousand.

“Is it plausible that a causative biological agent about which the WHO, after a robust examination of 55,924 laboratory-confirmed cases in China by February 20, 2020, conducted by 1,800 teams of at least five epidemiologists—19 times more cases examined than had yet been confirmed in the entire U.S. by mid-March 2020—had concluded ‘it is not clear whether this correlates with the presence of an infectious virus’ somehow, befuddling scientists, had found such a low death count in China? Is it plausible that their nearest regional ally, North Korea, has claimed that they received practically no incidence of this virus? Let’s just use these figures that had been validated by the largest sample size trace contacts study, the usual methodology for determining secondary attack rate, the standard metric of transmissibility risk that even CDC had endorsed, along with trace contact follow up, before our current era of evolving science, shall we? Less than five percent. Let’s take a mental flight to the casino, and give you say just one dollar, and tell you that you have a five percent chance of breaking the casino. Pretty good odds, you say? Grab Lieutenant General Jody Daniels, the Commander of the USAR, and please join me at Resorts Casino,” laughed a former Meadowlands Racetrack and bingo partner of the former Vicar of Manhattan, who happened to help bring gambling to Atlantic City in his first attorney work product while still in grammar school.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at mike.webb84@gmail.com.