Francisco Duran, If Less Than 1% Got Into 4% Acceptance Rate Harvard, You Gonna Blame the Learning Loss?
Or Take a Potty Break? LOL
While Most Educated Voters Focus on Sports, Restrooms and Personal Pronouns, Vet Notes That Only 23% Can Be All That They Can Be with No Camera on DIAs
[FOB FREEDOM, August 17, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.
Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .
Mucho mucho DIA blow? While certainly not of interest to the most educated, by credentials voters, none of whom had been one of only three people in the nation offered a job in a Top Secret billet for an officially disavowed, expired mission at DIA before the pandemic, at least one Arlington homeless man wants to know if DIA has the right Mike Webb.
“Dude, I'm just the son of a poor, struggling, ghetto preacher. Born in the inner city and written off at the age of six. And some of our government scientists tell me I got my degree at some online evangelical Christian college. Why am I getting all this spy crap?Can I get an amen? And are ya 100% assured you’re going to Heaven because you believe?” laughed Major Mike Webb, actually a graduate of a college with now a 19% acceptance rate but found only 2.32% of the 86 Arlington Public School students who tried to get accepted being successful. 86 that?
According to the latest from DIA, apparently there is more to follow regarding Webb’s FOIA request in April, after being evicted from his apartment by 24 sheriff officers, like they were expecting Rambo.
“I could be out chasing ambulances, but it's more fun when the ambulances chase you. How hard could it be to determine a job had nothing to do with work on viruses at UNC Chapel Hill? You say, ‘Private, I need a favor. Look AT this file folder, and tell me you see nothing related to Chapel Hill. And if I wanted someone scoring high in reading comprehension I wouldn't be asking a private, or a kid in Arlington Public School.’ Then publish a letter, ‘Dear Mister Webb, after an exhaustive search, we found nothing related to your request. And you know how exhausting it is trying to get a private to do anything,’” laughed the former army top spy.
Obviously, just looking at college admissions, Webb could not possibly “represent” anyone in Arlington, but there may be a new exhibit opening at the National Zoo.
Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.
Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.
Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.
And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.